Dear Julie,
My kids love sugar. I want to be a nice mom, but I don't want them to act all crazy & get rotten teeth. What should I do with all of the Halloween Candy?
Mom to Sugar Addicts in MO
Dear Mom to Addicts,
I think you should let them eat enough sugar to make them puke their guts out, then offer them more & see if they want it for breakfast. I bet that will really fuck em up.
Julie
Seriously though, Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, it's fun & I love the weather, costumes everything... how come more parents aren't buying healthier treats to hand out?
I know my kids got pissed at me last year when I handed out raisins & pretzels, but not as pissed as when I snuck a bunch of candy out of the drawer each day & trashed it until it was gone. I miss the days when it was okay to give orange slices at soccer games & popcorn on Halloween.
How do you make a kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Why can't ghosts have babies?
Because they have Hollow Weenies!!
I know frightening.
Peace to all.
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9 years ago
1 comment:
Give em the sugar. Then give them whiskey to knock em out. Either or both could induce vomiting. They'll really hate Halloween after that. Serves em right for bitching about raisins and pretzels. Little shits.
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