Just Got Invited to Church

Hey. How does one politely turn down multiple invitations to go to Church?
I am done with the Church scene. Did it from birth through eighth grade, then again as an adult for a minute. Got left with the same feelings. Guilt, money, ritual, conform or burn in hell. Jesus was a great teacher, as was Buddha, Allah, Ghandi, Mother Theresa, Martin Luther King Jr. and so on including some living such as Nelson Mandella and of course Oprah and Dr. Phil.
I cannot subscribe to the exclusivity and much more I'd prefer not to critique.... as I love my friends, Dogma and all.
Anyway, I agreed to go bring myself and my kiddos to a gospel music presentation to hear my neighbor sing (I really want to do that). Then comes this invitation to go to church when there's food (are you kidding me)? I so don't want to offend my neighbor, but I don't think Louisianna Feast is going to bring me back home to Jesus. Are they trying to save my godforsaken soul?
WWOD?